2007年8月例会プログラム

外国の方々とお茶を飲む会　8月例会プログラム

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 2007.8. 3. Fri. 18:30～20:45

玉島公民館別館2F 研修室

***　報告・事務連絡　***

7月例会では

Ⅰ　英訳俳句の発表

課題：　藪影や　たった一人の　田植え唄　　　小林一茶

Ⅱ　イーヴ倉敷座公演「結婚・結婚　ああ結婚！」「ＤⅤって　何で…？」

当部会員の池田さんを含むイーブくらしきのメンバー５名（２＋２＋１）の漫才（正確にはコント）

　　（当日は4名の参加：コンビ名等は「例会議事メモ」参照）

Ⅲ　玉島の観光ガイドブックを発行された　虫明徳二さん（玉島観光ガイド協会会長）のお話

◇　書名及び発刊の経緯，お話・質疑応答の要点は「例会議事メモ」参照

Ⅳ　「沙美親子ふれあい国際キャンプ」のＰＲ（日・英文）文書及び準備（資料3枚）

　◇　最終決定は8月例会

Ⅴ　その他の報告・連絡事項

１　今年７月以降，例会プログラムの代わりに「～月例会議事メモ」をホームページに載せる。

　２　English Jokes of the Month の答え合わせ

***　発表・討議　***

Ⅵ　1 沙美国際親子ふれあいキャンプの準備打合せ　資料：①　キャンプ2007の準備（8/3改訂版）

　　　②　「アルコール飲料は用意いたしません。」を印刷した修正版申込み書（日本語版）を配布

Ⅶ　親睦昼食会の日程を討議

　　会場：　玉島東公民館

　　日程：　９月30日（日）（予約済み）　　：　　～　　：　　

　　料理：　水餃子（？）　和そば（？）　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

Ⅷ　例会・特別行事の連絡方法の確認・徹底　（国際交流協会メルマガの転送はパソコンアドレス宛）

　　・メール（自宅，会社）　受信状況　　アドレス変更は速めに連絡を！

　　　kokusai@mx1.tamatele.ne.jp（西山）　　infokokusai@mx1.tamatele.ne.jp（中野）

　　　文字化けを起こした場合は，西山のアドレスに連絡してください

　　・ファックス（自宅，会社，その他）

　　・はがき　返信（回答）手段　⇒　ファックス：522-5706　or 電話：522-3320（留守録設定）

Ⅸ　９月英訳課題句

　　　松影や　寝茣蓙一つの　夏座敷　　　　小林一茶

Ⅹ　その他

日本語教室から
イーブ倉敷から

8月上旬の玉島のイベントスケジュール（虫明徳二さん提供）

8/4（土）　「玉島天神祭」羽黒神社「玉島まつり」　

8/5（日）　「玉島大花火大会」玉島ハーバーアイランド（5,000発打ち上げ…60周年記念尺玉打ち上げ）

English Jokes of the Month: August

Just One Copy
www.teacherjoe.us
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, " this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder. "I just need one copy."

Gray Hairs
www.teacherjoe.us
One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Mom, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"
From Learn English with Teacher Joe
―　対話２題　―

　　　1　聖なる性教育

Carol: How did I get here, Mommy?

Mommy: God sent you, dear.

Carol: And did God sent you, too, Mommy?

Mommy: Yes, dear.

Carol: And grandma and great-grandma, too?

Mommy: Yes, dear.

Carol: Then, you mean to tell me, Mommy, that there have been no sexual relations in this family for over 100 years?

　　　２　Copy（写して）ないのにカンニング？

Teacher: Mark, you copied from Tom’s paper, didn’t you?

Mark: How did you find out?

Teacher: Tom’s paper says, “I don’t know,” and yours says, “Neither do I.”

以上　丸山孝男氏著書より

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【先月の答え合わせ】　　　　　　　　　　　　Chemistry Class
One day, the chemistry teacher asked his students, "What is the chemical formula for water?" Silly Suzie immediately raised her hand. "Yes, Suzie, what's the answer?", the teacher asked. Suzie answered proudly, "The chemical formula for water is 'H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O'!" Her teacher looked perplexed. He asked, "What are you talking about?" Suzie replied, "Yesterday you said the formula for water is H to O!"

Improve Your Memory!
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it has made a big difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" Then he turned to his wife and asked, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"