外国の方々とお茶を飲む会 9月例会プログラム
2007.9. 7. Fri. 18:30〜20:45
玉島公民館 別館2F 研修室
*** 報告・事務連絡 ***
８月例会では
�機〆使�国際親子ふれあいキャンプの準備打合せ 資料：� ．�ャンプ2007の準備（8/3改訂版）
�◆ 屮▲襯魁璽覦�料は用意いたしません。」を印刷した修正版申込み書（日本語版）を配布
�供／橡喘訖�会の日程を討議
会場： 玉島東公民館
日程： ９月30日（日）（予約済み） ： 〜 ：
料理： 水餃子（？） 和そば（？）
�掘［祺顱ζ段鵡垰�の連絡方法の確認・徹底
パソコンアドレスをお持ちの方は，できるだけそのアドレスを使わせてください。（国際交流協会の
メールマガジンもそのアドレスに転送いたします）
例会出欠回答その他個人的連絡は，電話：522-3320（留守録設定あり），ファックス：522-5706
あるいはkokusai@mx1.tamatele.ne.jp（西山） infokokusai@mx1.tamatele.ne.jp（中野）
にお願いします。
�検，修梁勝�報告・連絡事項
１ 今年７月以降，例会プログラムの代わりに「〜月例会議事メモ」をホームページに載せる。
２ English Jokes of the Month の答え合わせ
*** 発表・討議 ***
�后―室造靴森餾欷鯲�ができた「沙美国際親子ふれあいキャンプ」
参加外国人の方々が，私たちとの交流に加え，外国の方同士の交流ができていたのが大きな成果でした。
８時からのハプニングを経たテント張りに汗を流し，引き続きソーメン・そばを茹で，はては地引網豊漁の魚焼きにいたるまで会を盛り立てた部会員の献身的協力体制を称えあいましょう。
それでも，作業の合間，テントの下で海から吹く潮風を受けて食べたブドウ・梨・スイカ美味でしたね。
感想・反省：⇒
�此／橡喘訖�会（10月例会繰上げ）の実施要領の確認
日程 ９月30日 9：30〜14：00
会場 玉島東公民館 調理室
料理 水餃子
会費 \500（定例会議では \200であるが今回は材料費込みで\500とする）
�察＿歛蠻亢腓留冖�
松影や 寝茣蓙一つの 夏座敷 小林一茶
�次崔羚餾�公園計画前進に向けて」 （資料Ａ４判2枚） 古山哲男
�宗 嶌２討了笋慮�聞体験談」
�勝，修梁�
英語俳句投句の呼びかけ：投句函（円通寺展望休憩所）を９月20日（木）開函します。
奮って投函してください。ホトトギス同人により選句し，11月３日良寛祭りで表彰します。
日本語教室から
イーブ倉敷から
その他
English Jokes of the Month: September
A Science Lecture
www.teacherjoe.us
A famous scientist was on his way to a lecture in yet another
university when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey,
boss, I've heard your speech so many times I bet I could
deliver it and give you the night off." "Sounds
great," the scientist said. When they got to the auditorium,
the scientist put on the chauffeur's hat and settled into
the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered
the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.
"Yes," said one professor. Then he launched into
a highly technical question. The chauffeur was panic stricken
for a moment but quickly recovered. "That's an easy
one," he replied. "In fact, it's so easy, I'm
going to let my chauffeur answer it!"
From Learn English with Teacher Joe
― 対話２題 ―
Helen: What did you get for your birthday?
Sam: An electric guitar. It’s the best present I’ve ever
received.
Helen: Why?
Sam: My mom gives me five dollars a week.if I don’t play
it.
Teacher: Tom, do you know that fish is brain food?
Tom: Yes, I do. I eat fish everyday.
Teacher: Oh, well! There goes another scientific theory.
以上 丸山孝男氏著書より
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【先月の答え合わせ】 Just One Copy
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he
found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece
of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO,"
this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make
this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned
the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper
disappeared inside the shredder. "I just need one copy."
Gray Hairs
One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother
do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed
that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her
mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied "Well, every
time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy,
one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought
about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Mom,
how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"
1 聖なる性教育
Carol: How did I get here, Mommy?
Mommy: God sent you, dear.
Carol: And did God sent you, too, Mommy?
Mommy: Yes, dear.
Carol: And grandma and great-grandma, too?
Mommy: Yes, dear.
Carol: Then, you mean to tell me, Mommy, that there have
been no sexual relations in this family for over 100 years?
２ Copy（写して）ないのにカンニング？
Teacher: Mark, you copied from Tom’s paper, didn’t you?
Mark: How did you find out?
Teacher: Tom’s paper says, “I don’t know,” and yours says,
“Neither do I.”
