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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up
a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front
of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry
if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's
just that you look just like my son who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is
there anything I can do for you?" "Yes,"
she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'?
It would make me feel much better." "Sure,"
answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he
called out, "Goodbye mother!" As he stepped up
to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased
a few things!" "Your mother said that you would
pay for her," said the clerk.
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and said: "Would you mind doing me a favor? Could you
let out a loud, piercing scream?"
The patient said, "But it doesn't hurt so bad this
time."
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full of people and I don't want to miss the four o'clock
ball game."
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