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Father: Bob, your report card isn¡Çt as good as last term.
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Father: What do you mean? You¡Çve still got the same teacher,
don¡Çt you?
Bob: Yes. But she moved Georgia, the cleverest girl who
used to sit next to me, to the front row.
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Husband: If I died, would you marry again?
Wife: I think so.
Husband: Would you make love to him?
Wife: I suppose so.
Husband: Would you give him all my clothes?
Wife: Never!
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because he is not your size.
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A famous scientist was on his way to a lecture in yet another
university when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey,
boss, I've heard your speech so many times I bet I could
deliver it and give you the night off." "Sounds
great," the scientist said. When they got to the auditorium,
the scientist put on the chauffeur's hat and settled into
the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered
the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.
"Yes," said one professor. Then he launched into
a highly technical question. The chauffeur was panic stricken
for a moment but quickly recovered. "That's an easy
one," he replied. "In fact, it's so easy, I'm
going to let my chauffeur answer it!"
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Helen: What did you get for your birthday?
Sam: An electric guitar. It¡Çs the best present I¡Çve ever
received.
Helen: Why?
Sam: My mom gives me five dollars a week.if I don¡Çt play
it.
Teacher: Tom, do you know that fish is brain food?
Tom: Yes, I do. I eat fish everyday.
Teacher: Oh, well! There goes another scientific theory.
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