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English Jokes of the Month: June
A Good Teacher
www.teacherjoe.us
One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of
animals to a class of 5-year-olds. She held up a picture
of a deer, and asked one boy, "Billy, what is this
animal?" Little Billy looked at the picture with a
disheartened look on his face and responded, "I'm sorry
Mrs. Smith, I don't know. "The teacher was not one
to give up easily, so she then asked Billy, "Well,
Billy, what does your Mommy call your Daddy?" Little
Billy's face suddenly brightened up, but then a confused
look came over his face, as he asked, "Mrs. Smith,
is that really a pig?"!
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